Welp, you won, are you happy now?

5. Dinosaurs eat man. Women inherit the Earth?

1. BMW creates angel-eyes

The best part of the monologue was the woman in the audience realizing the guy to her left who looked like Ryan Reynolds was actually Ryan Reynolds.

Putting ketchup on your turkey is far more embarrassing than ripping a fart during Thanksgiving dinner.

As an additional note, the Party Song, which I also loved, was another example of Ferrell’s style. It would have been easy to make the teacher in to a creep, but instead they just kept it on his internal struggle with aging while having the kids become increasingly confused on his presence made the whole thing more…

That was probably one of the best opening monologues in ages that just kept going to places while Reynolds was awesome as the befuddled audience member.

OP

Expect your cease and desist letter from Elon any day now.

I’d just throw a lift kit on the model three and call it a day.

You must be joking.  If you need an ET (electric truck???) in that timeframe it will have a Ford or Chevy badge on it.

I don’t hate it (like I despise Ford using the Mustang name on the Mocky), but it’s got SOOOO many things to make fun of. 

IF FOUND PLEASE RETURN TO JALOPNIK

They obviously wanted to break the windows, it leads to more coverage of the “bulletproof” Vaportruck so all the Tesla bros have even more crap to annoy regular people with for years to come.

Wait until the actual vaportruck specs and pricing come out, probably more like 2024 and decide then. This thing is just a BS hype exercise at this point, wouldn’t go making any plans based on it. Unless you feel like your “$35000” model 3 was delivered on time and at the promised cost, in which case there’s no hope…

But it’s not a launch. That’s the issue I have. It was an unveiling of a far-from-production concept coupled with some aspirational specs for a car that is at best 2 years from production. It’s just BS hype to keep Tesla in the news. The kind of stuff a company that’s been making cars for over a decade shouldn’t need…

As this leaked image shows, the broken windows are part of the design.

I vote quaaludes, but only because that drug was at its apex during the angular ‘70s kit car era

I like a lot of the engineering ideas this truck has - namely the air suspension to lower it for the 99% of road driving this will see as well as making it easier to load and a stressed skin structural design.

Don't blame the jazz cabbage, the design is clearly influenced by coke and meth, used simultaneously.  Lol