Forget tatami, walking inside at all with shoes on is disgusting. I don’t want all that crap outside tracked all over my nice floors.

My brother-in-law is a touring musician who more or less exclusively eats Taco Bell and guzzles Starbucks and Evan Williams when he’s on the road. He did Whole30 and lost like 15 pounds in a month and couldn’t stop talking about how much better he felt. Yeah, buddy, you were basically consuming the unhealthiest diet…

My new tribal diet is going to sweep the nation. You can eat whatever you like, but any meal you eat with more than 20g of sugar out carbs requires you then eat a 10oz bag of live fire ants, like our ancestors.

The last thing anybody needs to see is me naked.

I live in CO and knew Kris Kirk. Richard was CRAZY (like tea party super evangelical Texas crazy) and this had very little to do with pot. He was also on a ton of other meds (pain killers) and mentally unstable to begin with. May she rest in peace, she was a wonderful woman who left three gorgeous boys behind. This…

Lost in this story was the info that he wasn't on just weed but prescription painkillers.

Ohhh that’s happened to the best of us.

I doubt it’ll stick, saying as the worst thing anybody has ever done on weed was think the Matrix sequels were ok.

“According to Saeed Mamouzini, spokesperson for the Kurdistan Democratic Party, the woman struck back on September 5, murdering Abu Amas.”

BRB, searching pornhub for “Flexed Attitude, From Behind”

Ditto, I hope she is safe.

The closest thing I have to a summer jam this year:

I also have a 12 year-old cheese fiend! His current favorite is 1000-day Gouda. We tell him he’d best get a good job some day...he’s acquiring expensive tastes.

Arguably, if you had the Kraft singles in your fridge as well, you’d STILL only have 8 types of actual cheese in there.

Map of my next Tour de France.

WOW. You can’t even get an empty lot for under 100k in city limits here.

I just noticed that Kate’s list includes not ONE French cheese. I’m disappointed. Real, real disappointed.

Wanna know weird? I lived in Louisville CO for a couple of years. They pronounce it “lew-is-ville” so Louisville KY will never be pronounced any other way by myself.

I don’t think I’ve called someone a butt since grade three. That’s right up there with dickweed.