Adequate job, everybody!

Lets be real here farts are fucking hilarious. I also think poop jokes are hilarious. I’m 6 years old.

Could also be a catholic mother. My mom informed me at 19 years old that she wanted at least 5 grandkids and I had better get started right away. I am now almost 28 with 4 dogs and 3 cats. Suck on that mother.

Dick burns on your rug?

No longer pissed. They just refunded me the $35 via a 2 minutes IM chat. That’s some seriously good customer service.

No longer pissed. They just refunded me the $35 via a 2 minutes IM chat. That’s some seriously good customer service.

For what it’s worth, these douchebros made a sign that sounds like they want to call the father’s “Daddy,” not that they want the daughters to call them Daddy.

Doesn’t she? Like a badly-trussed turkey. Like a sweaty, half-cooked Lincolnshire sausage. Like a quenelle of foie gras that’s fallen behind the sideboard and been forgotten for two months. I could go on with the unfortunate food metaphors for quite some time, but I’m actually going to go die now so I never have to…

Yet again, Miley rehashes Grimes’s muse Brooke Candy, replete with her ambiguous orientation.

#droughtshaming

I don’t think there is cat exploitation happening in the show, because the cats seriously do whatever the hell they want. One cat spent the entire show running around the audience because he’s a cat and he wanted to. At one point he came on stage and the woman said “Wait! Act casual, maybe he’ll do something!”…

I wish I could say this was uncommon. But growing up in fundamentalism, we were taught that the only acceptable emotion was happy and blessed. You weren’t allowed to be angry or sad or disappointed. I wasn’t in a cult like this (Thank the Lord,) but what I was taught wasn’t so different. I actually had to learn how to…

I just read that although Anna was told before their wedding about his abuse of his sisters, that she’s not thought to have understood the words used. Like, she doesn’t know the extent of the abuse because the Duggars lied and minimized it, but also because she doesn’t understand what words like “sexual abuse” and…

You ever notice how you don’t see stupid sayings or whatever on the walls or social media of people who have their shit together?

Thanks to 1975 gym class, this will always be The Hustle:

Taken at WVU (not by me) in 2014. Frats everywhere do this creepy rape-culture shit.

Also (yes, I'm replying to my own post, it's Tuesday), I hope their landlord got a big security deposit, because that place is a trash pit. Yikes. Who just throws their garbage in the front yard like that? Never mind, I think I just answered my own question.

“People have been saying we are misogynists, we are sexist, we are degrading towards women. My dad, he is a good Christian man, I am a good Christian man,”

Those dudes are missing out. Because her sex toy is a GREAT third party to invite into the bedroom. So I’ve heard.

How the hell else were we supposed to do it when we lived with our parents? And don't say "wait until they aren't home". Because sometimes your mum's psych class gets unexpectedly canceled and she comes home with no notice and your boyfriend is naked in the bathroom down the hall and you have to bring him his clothes…