Re2pect is pronounced “rethpect” right? Rethpect is earned. Rethpect means rethpecting the game. The players better rethpect.

Yeah, the worst-case scenario is him limping through the season, and killing his long-term career prospects so that the Bills can miss the playoffs at 7-9 instead of 6-10.

This is the stupidest story ever. Why the hell would he bring a pound of CLEVELAND WEED to California? Jesus Christ, he can afford to buy weight from a local cholo here, and it’s probably better and cheaper than anything he can get in Cleveland.

As a Bruins fan, all I can say is “Oh, now you all love Brad Marchand.”

Chris Matthews: I bet you can’t name one foreign leader you admire.

The Rain Song

I’m 33 and legitimately thought I was the only person on Earth who did this, and have always been extremely self-conscious about it. I have never heard the term gleeking before this thread. How did this happen? I feel like that Gawker guy who never ate pudding or whatever.

One reasonable reason to cover your mouth when you yawn is the dreaded involuntary gleek. Nothing worse than yawning and all of a sudden the paper in front of you is covered in tiny droplets of spit.

I too, love the Rohan LOTR theme.

Make Buffalo 8-8 again!

Meanwhile Curt Schilling is over on Fox News blaming Obama, saying this tragedy never would’ve happened had Obama closed the borders to illegal immigrants like he should’ve.

“Son, this world is rough
And if a man’s gonna make it, he’s gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn’t be there to help ya along
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you’d have to get tough or die
And it’s the name that helped to make you strong”

It’s a similar story for me, except I learned English by listening to my mom talk. I remember hearing her say things as she changed my diaper like, “Oh, sweet Jesus” and “Why did I have you?”. Curiously, The look of hatred and obvious disgust on her face disgust made her THE ONLY PERSON I could understand. It was as…

That’s a good Joe buck diss

The punishment should fit the crime. He should serve 3.14159265359 years in jail.

For what it’s worth, he also covered 100% of the cost of building Gillette Stadium out of his own pocket.

One more point of praise for Bob Kraft. He bought his own land, and paid for his own fucking stadium. No “tax the shit out of everyone within 5 miles to pay for my team bullshit.”