...Unfortunately, the Eagles offered to send only a tiny handful of representatives...

I can't stop giggling at this

As a casual soccer fan I thought the match was fantastic. The pace was measured at first, but the stakes seemed so high on every opportunity, no matter how small.

My Rorschach eyes see Morgan Freeman

To assauge any feelings of impropriety, put an LED on the ref’s head that lights when his earpiece comes on. Have it independently* verified that it’s on the up-and-up.

I cried...

I actually don’t watch a lot of the NFL videos they post here anymore because of it. Maybe it doesn’t suck as bad in a non-mobile browser, I dunno.

Tangent warning:

xx-xx is a tie in my book buddy.

We’ve been jammed...Raspberry!

I want to get in trouble in Texas, just to call this guy.

Damn! He's gonna need a new shoe.