I like to imagine that Roger Goodell is flipping tables at the NFL HQ in New York right about now.

Looting and destroying buildings is fucked up because you’re harming your community.

This shit has to stop. And I'm not talking about the protesting.

This is an excellent take that will be drowned out by rocket fuel-level takes from fans and talking heads alike real soon. So I will applaud this before the avalanche of hate-fueled and/or point-missing retorts comes, in and out of the league.

Rohan Davey and Michael Bishop are sad at your lack of memory.

If you watched the hit that took Jimmy out of the game, you can see the reason why Brady avoids contact whenever possible. Jimmy took the hit to make the play, but it cost him an injury and 6 weeks of playing time. Brady would throw the ball away well before that, ditching the play but living to fight another day.

"The Deadspin Brick" should be the name for Piggy Poop Balls massive poop on his balls.

When he started struggling to describe how the police were surrounding the man I got really worried for Kevin there.

“had dealt with recurring blisters on his pitching hand, along with a separate groin injury”

Authorities recovered a list made by the caller entitled Ways To Make Money:

My woke son Jarapahat, 3, is allergic to tacos. “Tacos are made by Monsanto,” he told me, “and you are complicit in the hyper-corporatization of the food industry.”

Scene: sunny street in Bed-Stuy

to make up for all the protestors, I have been standing for the past four days. Going without sleep was hard at first but when all these pandas joined me in solidarity I felt like I could go on forever you know

Nope, Gronk gets OPEN that is why he’s fast esp. for his size. Everyone that complains about PI calls would be better served watching how he always gets held because he’s so big, and it frustrates corners. Honestly, I can’t tell you how many times the guy tries to get away from someone holding him, pushes their hand…

Yeah, but it’s even more unlikely than your description Tim! To be run out, the ball must touch a member of the fielding side before hitting the stumps. So if the ball had cannoned off Nevill’s bat straight into the stumps (unlikely in itself), it would *not* have been out. The ball *had* to cannon off Zampa’s face,…