as someone who is boots on the ground in houston right now, it’ll be really hard for someone to make a car and a person disappear into the flood now. though I assume you where in the mind of a person who has the iq of a small reptile or something.

It feels kind of early for the flood damaged cars to have already made it through auction.

unless they’re running down with general supplies, I think they missed a good bit of the rescuing people part. (source: in houston right now, albeit a non floooded area)

that’s super original there bud.

I imagine fancy kristen removes jobs and keeps the proceeds in a scrooge mcduck style vault. But that’s just my interpretation.

i would be surprised, given that they traded insults back in 2016. With trump calling shkreli a brat or something of the ilk, and shrekli responding in a similar vein about how trump was “self made”.

There’s a word I want to call you, but my editors will not allow me to use it. Suffice it to say it starts with a “c,” ends with an “n,” and is one of the worst things you can call a black person.

I always thought they used diesel, due to the lower burn temperature it makes the victim less likely to go into shock, and feel the whole thing till the end.

this is solid internet right here folks!

thought the exact same thing, was wondering if someone else noticed

Took the words right out of my mouth.

*insert grumpy cat “good” pic here*

Nah. someone is going to notice the damage. plus effective incendiary devices aren’t that hard to make at home.

this article kind of makes me sad I didn’t keep my ‘03 marauder (not because it would be worth something, but because that thing was too much fucking fun in my opinion)

this comment reminds me of shitboxes with steelies and repo rim style wheel covers on them.

I will only fault you if the tesla stock were bought less than 6 months ago

but it won’t happen, because italy..

Probably, cannabis is basically magic afterall.

Did you at least get some of dat hash?

If I saw movies on a consistent basis, I would probably go see this in theaters. But alas, I’ll probably only catch it if it’s on netflix or amazon prime.