surprising, isn’t it....

as a person who has drunk both diet coke and coke zero recently, I 100% agree with this comment

a large portion of the warlords in africa/mideast would love to challenge that decision.

God why did this fuckwad have to come from my generation....

I know this is a more of a rag on the fuckwad in the article than regular white people. but for christ sake, stuff like this comment is why I hate the whole “political correctness” shitstorm.

I’m putting my money on a pigeon who’s had a bad day instead 0f the shopping cart

It was stupid, but think of the views man!!

so basically a field improvised Krummlauf LOL

yup, all the important things to keep your tesla hydrated and ready to run!

Welp, when you started harping about followers, you reached peak stupid. I’m gonna go do something else now, have fun with your “friends”.

Have you tried pouring gatorade into any of the cars orifices?

you should probably do the same, would make my day a ton less stupid.

could be using earplugs, though I don’t know their effectiveness.

YES, THANK YOU!! seriously, the person you’re replying to is why I can’t read Jezebel sometimes.

Holy shit, never would’ve guessed that guy was a douche, but it checks out.

I would be very surprised if it was already parted out and sold.

god, the first one has the exact same color scheme as one of my cats, hopefully they don’t grow up to become the terror of the local rodent/small woodland creature population like she did.

hokey dokey captain killjoy!

Bad comment, should be refrencing battle royale, not hunger games.

for some reason I imagined the GM president hiding in the rear cargo area and jumping up and scaring the engineer and driver when the racoon incident happened, then I read the rest of the sentence and was disappointed.