I too was suspicious regarding Watchmen because after the opening scene I thought it was going to try and make me feel bad for cops.

Satisfying and hilarious. “It’s tough to be a white man in America” says a US senator planning to run for president. The human eye isn’t capable of rolling hard enough, which is why that line made me laugh...right up until my brain caught up with the fact that his character isn’t a caricature. It’s an accurate…

*After* he's out of office.

As much as we all mocked those lame ass Toyota Tundra commercials, I’d love to see the Tesla do this.

I wouldn’t go blaming streaming and Netflix for the failure of independent theaters and the struggles even the chains are having. Those problems have been on going for longer than streaming has been a thing. Fuck it was a major topic back when I was in college and Netflix had just launched as the DVD by mail service.

T…

I miss Splinter, but so much more this week.

Sure seems like you shouldn’t have gotten rid of Splinter.

Not a single MCU album smdh

“Nelson, who is now a graduate student in linguistics studying online harassment”

Rudolph needs to be punished because he started a fight because he couldn’t handle getting picked apart by the Browns defense the entirety of the game and specifically getting sacked for the third time in a row.

And after that tweetstorm, it is probably a very necessary grudge that has expanded to include Picoult and Weiner as well.

That was a boss move on her part, and I hope Graci Harkema finds a better gig elsewhere soon.

All you have to be is successful enough to overrule your copyeditor (who should be an expert). Example: A bestselling author once included the phrase “divvy up to the bar” in a manuscript. I marked the correction “sidle up to the bar.” He overruled it in the next draft. I tried to explain to him that you “divvy up”…

So most of my life as an adult I’ve straddled the opinion fence, but having a discussion about discussions on politics - with a trans friend, opened my eyes.

I can’t believe the guy hocking a nutritional supplement pyramid scheme would support something that’s proven harmful by science. Weird. 

you can’t buy people anymore.

2 Dark 2 City

Fourteenth Floor or GTFO.

There’s a second lesson here: if you’re going to write an article mocking someone’s tech prowess, and it requires posting a screen shot, hide your bookmarks bar, extensions, and army of open tabs first.