This was great and timely. My wife wants to get into golf because my family is big into it.

Quick! Someone post that viking meme about being offended by words.

87 Chevy Cavilier Wagon. Also my first car.

Republican logic: it’s okay to take a away all rights women have to their bodies, but say you gotta grab their pussy and it’s game over.

Johnny Manziel’s Heisman should have gone to Geno Smith.

Have the NFL admit that concussions can cause severe brain damage and announce a fund to aid the players who have suffered from them and the families of those who have died from it

The first halo would make a decent movie if it was condensed into about 2.5 hours.

This sounds awesome. It also makes me wonder how sugar would react alone in a crock pot or either high or low temp. If it does the same as the overall. Then it would be much better for deeper camamelization and allow for one to leave it unattended

You don’t know how to use the three seashells? I can’t believe you don’t know how to use the seashells!

How well does this work?

As opposed to telling the Iranian patrol to fuck off. We aren’t at war with Iran, but we aren’t friends with them. Technically capturing American Soldiers and Sailors is an act of war and while I’m sure that wasn’t the IRGN’s intent and it won’t be the outcome, it doesn’t change that fact.

Military vehicles never travel alone when there is a possible hostile event. If one of the boats had mechanincal issues, the other would stay with it.

Looks like farmersonly.Com is gonna have some competition on being the most pointless dating site possible.

As a former employee of Sam’s Club I never thought I’d see the day where I’d agree with their ceo

And no matter what it still tastes horrible. No soldier will ever confuse army cooking for a real thanksgiving meal

Legit question: is there any point to a truck having a giant smokestack coming out of the bed? Right now all I can tell is that it’s useful in determining whether or not the truck owner is a giant douche.

15 million is pretty steep. I’d say 500k is a good fine for the city and school district.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can’t help but thinking that this whole thing sounds like the plot for a comedy movie

but... why did she send it to her ex instead of the woman who sent her the poem?

First of all I think this guy is a douche.