Dude how I’ve been trying 5ever.

Well, since many transgender people and I’m sure some gay men in certain localities might well be safer in the ladies room, why don’t we just fund us some old fashioned powder rooms with real sized stalls with full doors and a lounge and makeup mirrors and get some music going and just hang out not worrying about…

The problem with all of these is that they are actually Oscar Wilde quotes.

Joe versuses the Volcano is great so your comment doesn't even make sense.

Well he doesn’t have great contributions to his field, his publication record is worse than most grad students.

Another horcrux destroyed!

Here kids. Meet the Real Behind-Closed-Doors Reagans. (NSFW, I guess.)

Favorite part of the debate: the hot dog.

SIGH....it’s bad enough I have to see people eating better food, having better vacations, seeing better movies, and raising better kids on social media. NOW I have to see people having better sex?

Ya, that's what I said. :D

Who has to fuck the goat?

Are you then saying that you find the rest of the question perfectly reasonable?

Ryn Weaver, great character. Had her in my party. Really high Intellect, really low Wisdom and Charisma. Overall a bit of a glass cannon mage.

SO tired of all these 20 somethings with their “WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!” comments about Hilary. Would love to see what facts this Ryn person and half the idiots on my newsfeed would be able to use to demonstrate their point without having to Google. If Cool Uncle Bernie wasn’t the other candidate, no doubt these people…

Best puppets.

Does this make anyone else just.... tired?

and the calvin from 227

I have a feeling we’re going to hear some of Devo’s version of “Satisfaction.”

Nope. I screamed with glee and danced around. I highly recommend this article, which challenges the idea of “respect for the dead” when the dead are controversial political leaders.