brianschlosser
Brian Schlosser
brianschlosser
12/30/18 12:24AM
7

The part that gets me is that there’s not even the usual lip service to the idea of being sad that children had died, in Trump’s tweets. Even the NRA tries to clad their blatant propaganda in a sense that they actually care about the victims; “thoughts and prayers” might be a memey little aphorism, but it does at Read more

8/10/18 5:54PM
8

In my experience, the better the dad, the more likely he is to die young. My dad was amazing... and dead before I turned 20.

8/02/18 6:00PM
27

I am so sick and tired of white people bitching about racism. Its like hearing the lion complain cause the gazelle doesnt like them or said mean things about them. People talking shit due to generations of oppression is not the same thing as racism. Read more

5/25/18 2:53PM
34

In related news, I am launching a new cyber banking security program. I will personally oversee your bank account and alert you to any suspicious activity. All I need from you is your debit card number, exp. date, security code and online banking login credentials. PM me if interested.

5/23/18 2:18PM
21

If it’s a witch hunt then he is Baba Yaga, shouting this from his chicken-legged hut in the middle of a swamp.

5/23/18 6:57AM
15

Well it’s only barbaric to us. For them, it was just Tuesday...

5/12/18 1:13PM
13

“Of course Trump knew that Cohen was taking money from AT&T for him to influence that merger. Everyone knows that. How else could he direct Cohen to the secret bank account set up for him to “wet his beak” as we used to call it at my old law firm. Read more

5/07/18 9:22PM
3

He’ll neither bip nor bop in this town ever again!

5/03/18 8:36AM
62

The alabastards (yep, made that one up too) strike again.

4/18/18 12:29PM
42

Not for nothing, but in my day when two singers got in a fight at a festival they were headlining and it was over Kurt Cobain.