The part that gets me is that there’s not even the usual lip service to the idea of being sad that children had died, in Trump’s tweets. Even the NRA tries to clad their blatant propaganda in a sense that they actually care about the victims; “thoughts and prayers” might be a memey little aphorism, but it does at…

I lost mine at 18 and miss him everyday. 

In my experience, the better the dad, the more likely he is to die young. My dad was amazing... and dead before I turned 20.

I am so sick and tired of white people bitching about racism. Its like hearing the lion complain cause the gazelle doesnt like them or said mean things about them. People talking shit due to generations of oppression is not the same thing as racism.

without resorting to gendered slurs

In related news, I am launching a new cyber banking security program. I will personally oversee your bank account and alert you to any suspicious activity. All I need from you is your debit card number, exp. date, security code and online banking login credentials. PM me if interested.

The idea that grammar is elitist pisses me off so, so much.

He’ll neither bip nor bop in this town ever again!

The alabastards (yep, made that one up too) strike again.

Hypocrite alert!

<steps on rake>

‘Bake him away, toys.’

Not for nothing, but in my day when two singers got in a fight at a festival they were headlining and it was over Kurt Cobain.

With a screen name like that who would have guess you’d post stupid comment ?

You should have shot him.

My sweet lord, she’s so fine!

I’d like to hear from Alex Garland’s former AD.

I went to school during that golden era after nuclear bomb drills ended, but before mass shooting drills became a thing. All we had to worry about were tornados.

If you’ve got a problem with my ‘emotional support’ wolverine, I say you take it up with him, because I’m sure as shit not going to be the one to tell him he can’t come on a flight. He really doesn’t handle bad news all that well.