The part that gets me is that there’s not even the usual lip service to the idea of being sad that children had died, in Trump’s tweets. Even the NRA tries to clad their blatant propaganda in a sense that they actually care about the victims; “thoughts and prayers” might be a memey little aphorism, but it does at…

I have an alternative plan (if I may):

Neither are billionaires, but yet here they are. 

I lost mine at 18 and miss him everyday. 

In my experience, the better the dad, the more likely he is to die young. My dad was amazing... and dead before I turned 20.

I am so sick and tired of white people bitching about racism. Its like hearing the lion complain cause the gazelle doesnt like them or said mean things about them. People talking shit due to generations of oppression is not the same thing as racism.

without resorting to gendered slurs

In related news, I am launching a new cyber banking security program. I will personally oversee your bank account and alert you to any suspicious activity. All I need from you is your debit card number, exp. date, security code and online banking login credentials. PM me if interested.

If it’s a witch hunt then he is Baba Yaga, shouting this from his chicken-legged hut in the middle of a swamp.

Well it’s only barbaric to us. For them, it was just Tuesday...

Eleven bones were classified as female,...

The idea that grammar is elitist pisses me off so, so much.

Beautiful plumage, the Europan Blue.

“Of course Trump knew that Cohen was taking money from AT&T for him to influence that merger. Everyone knows that. How else could he direct Cohen to the secret bank account set up for him to “wet his beak” as we used to call it at my old law firm.

He’ll neither bip nor bop in this town ever again!

The alabastards (yep, made that one up too) strike again.

Hypocrite alert!

<steps on rake>

Not for nothing, but in my day when two singers got in a fight at a festival they were headlining and it was over Kurt Cobain.

I always mess up some mundane detail!