I find it hilarious that Boyko is even trying to sell this “Jon is just jealous of me blah blah” bullshit. Larson’s work is goddamn impeccable and everybody already knew that. There’s not really any competition here.

Yeah, both people should be into whatever is going on, period. If one of them isn’t into it, then that’s the end of it!

Then started again. Repeatedly.

Why is Jezebel obligated to have a “take” on every sexual assault story in the news. That’s how you get lazy articles that add nothing to the conversation.

Probably worth mentioning that “the heart wants what it wants” is a quote from Emily Dickinson.

Wow. This has me at the point where I feel sorry for this individual for harboring so much hate. He’s gotta be mentally ill, right? Because this is not healthy.

Two golden opportunities here and they go with just her name. I’m so disappointed.

I realize I’m old now at 41, but I tried to read that first chapter of the article and it looked like what happens when you open a music file in Notepad.

So you’re calling him a race traitor? What would that make you?

I don’t watch these videos because I can watch this action in real life, every single day, in front of my mirror. But I WOULD watch if someone could please tell me how I, as a 33 year old, can prevent the constant growth of cystic acne. I’m on birth control, I have a strict face washing regimen that incorporates…

*to the tune of “Be Our Guest”*

You guys, I’m starting to worry that all these sexual misconduct stories are going to have a chilling effect. Already, I find myself hesitant to show my dick to any woman who hasn’t clearly and explicitly told me she wants to see it - especially if she’s young! And I worry about the women who desperately want to see…

To be fair, Chris Benoit never worked again either.

There’s an app you can install that will monitor what your children are watching and determine if it’s appropriate or not: it’s called a parent.

In my 20s I was in a relationship with a much older man who was funny, smart, charismatic, and incredibly socially engaged. He was also physically and emotionally abusive and soon after we broke up I let him sleep on my couch because he had had too much to drink and he came into my room and raped me in the middle of…

Thank you.

I would not! Thanks for asking.

This doesn’t sound exhausting at all!

Right, but they don’t want us to know about the rabbit hole that connects the back room of Al Templeton’s diner to 1960, which would present legitimate national security concerns.

I may be biased, but Donald Trump invoking any kind of supernatural deity makes my skin crawl. He reminds me of Otho cribbing from The Handbook For The Recently Deceased.