brianschlosser
Brian Schlosser
brianschlosser

Somehow I just can’t picture Taylor being willing to do....that with her impeccably manicured fingers.

It’s going to eventually become a trend, I know it.

Samies. Also I think the reason why people are “rooting”for him is that he and the writers were working or trying to get this movie done for what 10 years.. and only after leaked footage did they really get the green light from the studio.

Totally normal. I did the same thing when my mom died.

“Why bother? Some broad gets on there with a staticky sweater and, BOOM. It’s, ‘oh, the humanity!’”

I always thought that becoming a dad really mellowed Jehovah out.

No momma please don’t put me in the closet again! I’ll be good!

I’ll never forget the junior prom.

Didn’t you hear?

He’s trying to solve it. He’s pudding his best people on it.

Annie’s Boobs!

So right.

amen

Or hawaii. I liked Hawaii too!

What was everyones favorite season of real world?! I think mine was Boston.

By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged.

I’m still pretty sure that Hamilton is a Simpsons joke that somehow escaped into the real world.

Right? That’s the whole appeal of Rocky Horror. It’s not just playing at being a bit crusty and seedy, it’s actually a bit crusty and seedy. You would have to go back to the 70’s to try and achieve that level of libertine porno-chic. It’s the dirt and the cellulite around the edges of the sequins and the lipgloss that

Jaden is going to avant-garde himself into creativity even if it kills him!