Haters gonna hate. The craft that went into this is subtle, and the result is unbelievably beautiful. The themes, the melodic complexity, the wordplay — wow. It has the potential to be a timeless song. Fifty, hell, a hundred years from now, I bet people will still be humming it as they lace up their Yeezys, perhaps…

Kinda surprised the suspect in the video wasn’t wearing a trilby.

Great. Can I wrap a used tampon around the door to a gun shop?

We are Olds. A few months ago I heard Pearl Jam on the “classic rock” station. I almost crashed my car.

“Hello, I’m Todd Dominos, the CEO of Dominos Pizza. We’ve heard your criticism loud and clear, and we are not meeting your standards. Six years ago we tried improving the quality of our pizza, but we still didn’t earn back your trust. That is why each delivery person is now a certified bounty hunter. Not only do we…

*Insert Fallout reference here*

Happy New Year to you... in jail!

Instant pharma’s gonna get you.

If I could use only one phrase to describe her and her brother id have to borrow a Simpsons line and go with “damn wiener kids”.

So we aren’t allowed to poke fun at her incredible privilege and the fact that she has a gazillion dollars and professional adults streamlining her image 24/7 at her disposal plus a film career solely based on nepotism just because she happens to be black? Um, kay, sure.

I went to one. I won’t go to a 2nd.

Membership has its privileges

Yes, an excellent baby step that shows us what can happen when we choose not to be complicit in this system. Namely, that those who deserve justice, receive it, and the ideals that this country claims to upheld can actually be upheld.

Well, the plans are firm, so hope is definitely on the rise!

Oh jesus christ—that is the stupidest fucking attitude. You have the time to respond, but you’re too busy to explain yourself. Why bother responding at all then?

any reproduction of an existing known public work must be altered at least 20% from the original.

According to the police, he was the only shooter.

I’m just worried that it’ll all go wrong somehow. We have a bad habit of failing to go for the jugular when we should.