What’s a seg weigh? Is it like a hen weigh?

Instead of “Extreme Cheapskates” they should just call it “Dummies: The Race to the Grave.”

This article is pretty stupid.

Boss move! Just as one would expect from a 52 year.

Why do people call CSRs and tech support and think “maybe if I’m a huge enough asshole, the problem I wish to remedy will magically go away faster? “

This makes me think of when I was little, and I was obsessed with Daphne du Maurier’s Rebecca. I was fascinated by the concept of her morning room, and that one could spend an entire morning at a big fancy roll-top desk with cubbies full of correspondence, just writing menu plans and letters and invitations and so…

So first, that picture of Raven is great. Because she looks like an ass.

Yup. A house full of secret passageways.

Between this and the “Poltergeist” remake why is Hollywood taking every awesome thing from my childhood and remaking it into crap for a whole new generation!? If a Kidd Video movie is made without Master Blaster I will loose my shit!

You are so cute I want to punch you in the face.

Only if it was—excuse me—a damn fine cup of coffee.

All the stars for “generic boobery.”

At the grocery store I used to work in we had the opposite of that. There was this really sweet old lady who would come in all dressed up, and buy her groceries. Then when she was done she would hand whoever was working the register a quarter as a tip, so that we could take ourselves and some friends out for a soda.

I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.”

It does. And it would star Pam Grier as a Chicago cop who has been framed for murder by the local mob for being too good at her job. Now she must clear her name before she is caught and thrown in jail. With soundtrack by B.T. Express. The tag line is “She puts the ‘beat’ in beat cop.”

Her name is a perfect witch name. I have even figured out a formula to a good witch name;

How about this. A zany teenage comedy were Lucifer is the cool guy, God is the Principal and Angels and Demons are the nerds and jocks!!!

What a wonderful twist on such a unique property…I was just saying the other day television could really use another police procedural.

I don’t remember any of that. I only remember two chapters with non-straight characters: the death of Adrian Mellon and Don Hagerty (both sympathetic characters, and Mellon’s death is very much presented as a homophobic hate crime) and Patrick Hockstetter giving Henry Bowers a handy.

and yet it’s a Kubrick ending. A really dark one too.