Oh my god.

Clearly everyone's just supposed to 'know' and not knowing means you're a filthy common pleb who could only dream of being worthy enough one day to vacuum the red carpet prior to it going back in to storage for the season.

The game is "Axis and Allies" and the rules are extremely difficult to explain. Sufficed to say, Mo'Nique played as the British and tried to go straight for the North Africa victory but obviously didn't count on Rommel.

But losing a part to Oprah must be like watching a millionaire win the lottery.

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

Just as fresh as it was in 1981! Reminds me of the years I spent riding around in my wagon with my imaginary tiger friends, I tell ya. We had some great times.

If this was in the US, insurance would have denied her claim to rebuild her throat properly as cosmetic I guarantee it.

The guy likes creating boards.

I know. I put them there.

Some guy at a party once tried to tell us all that merpeople were real because he saw a documentary about it. When we IMDBed his documentary and it was clearly labeled a mockumentary, he scoffed, "IMDB is no more reliable than Wikipedia." True story.

to to pull out my favorite cs Lewis quote. - "Critics who treat adult as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the…

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo

God, I hate myself for laughing at this.

What she has is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost.

Meanwhile, Kanye tries to figure out why this isn't a photo shoot with HIM in it...

Retard just means anybody who throws bottles at puppies. I learned it from my uncle. It's not an ableist thing.

Yeah, just ask Chris Rock how he feels about white people quoting him from Bring The Pain.

Ah see that's exactly how I feel about them - totally flavorless, except for the sauce, which is too sweet. My choice of shitty delivery pizza is Domino's - I feel like they've improved a lot over the last few years.

Did you guys see this