I won first prize in the 3rd grade "Reflections" arts contest for a really nice pastel sketch I did of my mom's Christmas cactus. Should I....send that ribbon onto Beyonce out of respect for art? Or do I get to keep it?

Yeah, I feel like I've been seeing that lately too, and it bugs the crap out of me. Like, if you personally feel like pansexual or whatever describes you better than another label, all power. It's your life and identity. But that doesn't make you morally superior to people who like a different word. (Especially if…

I want to applaud Sports illustrated for having the courage to feature a young white woman with symmetrical features, the hip to waist ratio of the Venus de Milo, and pert breasts. Most humans look at this model and have to cover their eyes in horror. Only the Sports Illustrated editors could see past conventions of…

He seems nice to me. You're not getting any younger... I'm sure your parents are wondering when you will be giving them invisible grandchildren... #ticktock

isn't the whole point of tofu that it is vegetarian?

Cave crickets—those are the worst. They look like huge spiders; they're blind, so they're always surprised when you walk close to them, and their reaction to being surprised is to jump five feet off the ground straight at you; and they're incredibly fragile, so their big long legs are always falling off and lying…

Slap comedy done better.

If he didn't want to die, he would have had the good sense to not get murdered by the cops. When will these people learn?

Obligatory.

Men really aren't funny.

Can men be funny?

The bi-curious side of me is increasingly interested in the second shark.

If you want more female driven games become designers and make them they say. Be a female game developer and they'll spend their time threatening to kill you.

Gabi's parents have Nationwide.

So she's nine now?

Fine, but those dancing sharks stole Missy's show.

I'm not saying you have to support it. Just that you don't alert your government to any odd manufacturing facilities that are in centralized locations should there be unprecedented coastal bombings and that you don't look into anything regarding Phobos Industries.