Yeah, people are kind of annoyed. I am not myself, but I wish Feig could do a movie without Wiig and McCarthy.

"Yes, it's true your honor. This cast has no dick."

Right. This site exists only to criticize the enemy — which is to say, heterosexual men. How dare they even question an educated queer goddess. She gets a free pass from any mistakes, and we should never question her wisdom. It's heretical. When men enjoy naked women for money it's gross. When gay women do it, it's…

Sometimes I wish I could be a "bad ass queer" but all the self-congratulation would get so fucking tedious.

I'm a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets.

The perverts up by the stage would be, I suppose, venture fapitalists?

Think smaller, more legs

I was once Chuck Johnson. Then I went to college and pooped on a floor. It's poop.

Native Americans and Other Lies the Liberal Media Created, by Bill O'Reilly
Foreword by Elisabeth Hasselbeck

YES.

Alternate Fox News approved course titles:

what does this person do? I don't even know. Other than steal the name of a kids lego toy?

That little girl in the purple is a total hipster in the making.

Brings to mind a great Robin Williams bit about how, when parents go to sleep, Teddy tells children, "I want you to kill mommy and daddy." (You have to imagine Robin doing a perfect, yet creepy, impression of Teddy's voice.)

The ones on the left look like porn stars, the ones on the right have the faraway look of a person who is dead inside. The ones on the right look more likely to murder me in my sleep.

This one, right? The narrative really starts to slip. I don't believe a word of this.

There's a group called the Association of Roman Catholic Women Priests. They claim they are legit because the originals were ordained by an unnamed RC bishop in good standing. Rome says the original group was ordained by an excommunicated priest in Argentina.

WOW. I was waiting for someone to complain about us westerners daring to condemn their practices, and this does not disappoint. How dare we disapprove of institutionalized sexist murder? We don't understand them!

Beheading, when done quick and painlessly, is probably the most humane form of execution, you're right, but as far as I'm concerned, that's like saying horse shit is the most appetizing animal shit.

It took them three hits with the sword, and she was given nothing to dull the pain, such as painkillers. But that sounds really humane! Fuck western racism!!!