The snake is eating its own head. It's actually kind of scary. Censorship under the disguise of not "censoring" voices. I find that colleges/universities seem to be the last places on this planet that get its own irony.

I love how liberals manage to ban artistic expressions that conservatives have been fighting against for years.

Like special dog, whilst moving.

Awwww aren't you adorable? 2/10 for trolling.

Why hate the awards? As a non-white person, I really don't think anyone should be hoping for quotas to be filled when it comes to awards.

Oh yeah, the power of the good tip. The Thai place near my office brings my food in 15 damn minutes when it takes 30-45 minutes when anyone else orders, because I am a generous tipper. It's the *best* side effect.

We both know you didn't just pick Abu Dhabi out of a hat.

There are some really interesting subgroups out there, that's for sure. Thank The Lords Of Kobol there's a lid for every pot.

It doesn't though! Lol. Water is gonna get where you don't mean to put it anyway, so just shower. It's quicker, way more fun. Who washes their face and not their neck? And "legs" and "feet" are basically the same appendage. You can share with a partner if you're concerned about water usage. Showers. Warm toasty…

I can't even get past her un-ironic use of the word "ethnics."

The compelling reason is I feel gross if I don't shower every day.

To everyone out there: shower as much as you goddamn see fit, no one has to live in your skin except you and those scarab beetles from those Mummy movies

THANK YOU.

I have difficulty making this obvious to people, who will not listen to me despite American history being my field. A system that was designed specifically to commodify people cannot be redeemed by the experiences of a few when so many were treated poorly as dictated and allowed by the law. Those few that did not…

Wahahahaha! Um, no, but I had this friend who could.....

Yeah, that knife is never going to be really, truly sharp again. She knows how to get even. She probably even threw it in the dishwasher afterwards.

Hell, just look at Louie Gohmert.

This is so so so so true and thank you for making the point.

But the merchant was a very important person. He sold monogramed thermos clay jugs.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.