good to see you back on the beat Kat!

That's an engaged couple?!? I thought it was a publicity still from Motherboy XXXV, "Sons of the South."

I guess if you're a comedian your job is to see the humor in everything. Like how you raped dozens of women and got away with it. Funny stuff.

i like that a bunch of women have said they squirt and you are actively saying no because you haven't seen it.

Exactly. And we really don't know how much this girl is doing of her own free will.

It's a crappy situation. Letting her die is not the answer, though. She will die without chemo, and the fact her mom is "she's fine, she's not going to die" completely undermines the "I just wanted a second opinion!" part.

Amongst people who actually know what's going on, thirst is already a thing.

What does it say about my belief in human goodness that I went to "lazy" instead of "social security?"

... Docking?

Bieber looks like Stardust the Super Wizard

I hate him and his turdy self.

I think we need some Gilead's balm for that burn.

I will never NOT tell this tale: I had DINNER WITH HER when I was in college, we were hosting a Roe V Wade debate. I drew the short straw and had to take her out while my friend took Sarah Weddington out.

It's called "fuck you, I got mine" and it is a defining feature of conservatism

No shit, I was re-reading the Handmaid's Tale on the train this morning and I was like OH HAY PHYLLIS

Hey look at that, Serena Joy's talking again.

Excess Pussy Creates Moral Hazard

The woman irons her sheets and has a specific technique for removing pomegranate seeds for goodness sakes.

Yes. They never see that the so-called alphas are just normal men. The alleged alphas get dumped by women and fail at the job market too, but they have more sense.

My kids sell monogrammed thermoses.

This novel - what franchise is it bondage-based erotic slashfic for?