We'll just repeat to ourselves "It's just a tweet, we should really just relax." Oh, Evghenia is on Mars' Twiiiitterrrrrrrrrr!

Oh, but doesn't it?

No. What's going on over there?

It has already happened. A few years ago a family was destroyed by a Walmart employee who wrongfully reported family photos. The photos were of their three daughters at bathtime. At the time I worked in a photo lab and heard all about it. They lost their kids because of this person. Edited to add link :http://www.daily…

Automated systems can't reliably identify images, much less something like child pornography, which means somewhere along the line, someone is sifting through all the (likely nude) pics that get flagged by the software as potential child porn. Which does indeed mean that some Google employees are pawing through…

And I know EXACTLY which unicorns she saw because I'VE SEEN THEM, TOO!!!!

Meanwhile, 38 years ago ...

Hipster Ariel would be sure to inform you that, much like his effect on the burgeoning rock and roll scene, Chuck Berry's influence is still reverberating today.

"She was 103. Her daughter Thea Goldstine declined to disclose the cause of death."

Only the decadent Uzbeks, who will never amount to much, eat at Макдоналдс.

I would love to have been a fly on the wall when someone taught Kim Kardashian who James Joyce is. I bet she agrees with me that Finnigan's Wake is unreadable.

Was pretty sure this was spam until I saw that the link is TRUSTED. Okay, seems legit.

YES, WE WANT EVERYONE TO DIE.

Sometimes, manufacturing defects in ice cream get to a point where it's better for both eater and ice cream to terminate it.

Hah, cannot argue with that.

that is a misconception (pun not intended but whatever). i worked for an abortion doctor who was a close associate of dr. slepian- the doctor shot in his home by a nutjob- and i can assure you even before righteous nutjobs started murdering doctors because they are all for the sanctity of life (yep, that) that no…

"That's just how it works".

OH SO BEARS DON'T COUNT AS "REAL" WOMEN???

Totally clicked here expecting the outrage to be about the Girl Scouts encouraging Barbie to have abortions or something. Thanks for keeping it fresh, America.