Neither is a valid term any longer, medically speaking. I believe the preferred nomenclature is "borderline personality disorder"

Kinda isn't the best advertisement for his skillz...

That's what that hoopy frood Ford Prefect said when we sassed.

Louis Cypher... Lou Cypher... OH MY GOD!!

Much like a stopped clock

Can someone take them, then? Hey, Laotians! I got a great deal for you on some slightly used slang! No? Anybody?

This specific Florida woman may not live there, but I am POSITIVE that THE Florida Woman does.

Look for my new ebook "Withered Old Crone From the Reagan Years Made Me a Lesbian" on Amazon in a couple hours.

Isn't that a part of every boy's growing up?

Another drained body left in Randy Michael's wake...

Correction: TWO fucking asshole cheaters.

"Are you a pack of lemurs?"

Are you talking about The Godfather?

On the plus side, my wife and I got a house, rescued two wild street kitties and I lost 30 pounds!

And those men who rightly spurn their company are transformed into the "Alphas" they so loathe and so adore.

My dad worked in printing, back when that was something you had to have a room sized machine to do, not an inkjet on your desk. So, today I have hanging on the wall a kidism I said when I was 4, professionally typeset and printed on an actual press:

The really fun thing is after you spend the $10k on the literature, the Church Historians find an "error" and make you buy the whole set again. No discounts.

The same thing almost happened literally up the street from where I was living at the time. Amazingly, the mom was able to fight off her attacker, who later died of her wounds:

"Balmain: tell her you'll toss her salad like her name's romaine, all over again"

She linked to her apology for the article you so helpfully link to: "This is really, really bad. It means, of course, that when I dismissed Richard Bradley and Robby Soave's doubts about the story and called them "idiots" for picking apart Jackie's account, I was dead fucking wrong, and for that I sincerely apologize."