One small problem: Sony/Columbia/MGM distributes Bond, Eon Productions owns all the rights and produces them, at Pinewood.

That's so they can skreee "NOT YOUR SHIELD!!!" when you call them on their bullshit.

That was my first thought, too. BUT... the majority of fan fiction, erotica, and combinations thereof is written by women. So you never know.

I mocked this up last year, unaware that reality would lap me

Good God, no! Then, only the strongest will make it out!

Howso? The books been pulled, so the author can't benefit.

Was "Schmoey Schminn" too obvious?

on a big pile of money

Oh please. Movies with sub 10% RT scores get wide releases all the time.

You're not "low brow", Art!

"We hate blowjobs, too!"

He said she had a 'sharp ass'. He was right...

*sniff* Can she have a duck??

She DID end up front page news, albeit in a much less "Go to bed, Det Benson!" way...

An adult who needed such a ride might not have a drivers license, either!

They hit me right in the man-feels, while my fedora softly weeps

ZOMG MISANDRY!!!

At least 3 people (as of 2003) have been infected by blood that passed the test. The tests can't detect HIV if the infection took place within a certain period of time before the donation. (Source: http://hivinsite.ucsf.edu/InSite?page=kb…)

From birth to death, we are set on our ways, with possibility of change?

my point is that if we agree that children aren't fully mature beings, it's wrong to expect them to make moral judgements they should have to stick with. If you can't consent to sex, or sign a contract, you likewise shouldn't carry the stigma of being a jerk to people before you had pubes for the rest of your life.