13 year old assholes = Nazi war criminals.

"He fixes her cable?"

It was hotdish or lutefisk, and I didn't want to invoke poison soaked fish so early in the AM.

It was proposed to prohibit small breasted women from porn, for child porn reasons. Which is so dumb as to make my head ache. I have relatives with D-cups under age 16, and know plenty of grown-ass women with no breasts to speak of. Bra size is no sire sign of adulthood.

Today I learned...

He's Minnesotan. She should have brought Hotdish.

No? Was it just proposed and then not done?

I'm guessing they are following Australia's logic, which bans female ejaculation as a form of urolagnia, even though it's pretty well proven that it's not, in fact, urine.

All British Porn is narrated by Sir David Attenborough

It's so veiny!

Sometimes a jokey faux-penis is just a jokey faux-penis

That's not writing, that's wanking...

So you'll compromise your ideals for work? What a paragon of virtue.

I had my credit card out until I realized it was a joke :(

Damn imprecise English. Stupid language, be more better!

You just said what we were all thinking. Assuming we're all terrible, not just some of us.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed…

Who ever said feminists can't ever mock people with mock-worthy views?

This doesn't sound like they ever intend anyone to avail themselves of the process. It seems like it's intended to frighten vulnerable teenagers into carrying their pregnancies to term while still offering a legal fig leaf to maintain the masquerade that they still have the (Hobson's) choice available.

I was going to say this. It's like Kentucky is the official dumping-on state for people from less self-assured states.