What is "real"?

*holds up single battery*

Philistine! That's the Thunder Road!

So you're an exhibitionist, ergo no one else needs privacy. Gotcha.

What harm comes from trying to talk to squirrels?

so you wouldn't care if the feds bugged your house, and recorded all your intimate moments?

Is that exactly how he puts it? Cuz my folks didn't ever put any guilt or shame about masturbating on me, but I still never brought it up...

For someone with a German name, you're awfully fond of Russia...

Oh no! Uzbeks drank my battery fluid!

No one should have time for Joyce, at all. Creepy Irish perv...

this. It's not an insult because being a Lesbian/muslim/etc is bad, it's an insult because you're accusing the person of being a liar.

ahhh! There it is again!

As an artist, my crowd has a higher than average number of non-cishet folks, so im not speaking from a place of ignorance. I'd never say unequivocally "I love the gays", because some of them are total shits. Gay people are just people, ya know? Some are nice and some are nasty. Just like any other group.

What about the black gays?

Half of this country is pro-choice (including men, gasp).

Weirdest spam ever

Sure they are; their nuanced view is that when they need one, it's not really an abortion! Just ask Rick Santorum!

You don't want to know...

There's always a NEW Evilest Wizard in the World just waiting!

Coward.