When P&G developed the Rely tampon, there was not a single woman involved in the design or testing.

Are you a Kzin by any chance?

"We have found the culprit responsible for this tragedy. Now, please don't question us any more..."

Legally, yes. But the question of which nation gets to be in charge of the investigation is tricky, especially given the political situation on the ground. The Russians, I'm sure, will say they are protecting the recorders... i have my doubts.

The missle would have breached the skin of the plane, leading to a violent explosive decompression. At cruising speed, the plane simply ripped itself apart. That's why debris is over such a large area, and also why some is burned but some is intact.

"At least CNN knows where to find this one" was my first whistle-past-the-graveyard reaction.

If Alphas breed with Omegas, what is Sherlock's mother? Are there women in this world? Who do they breed with? Are all humans biological hermaphrodites?

So Rob Bricken had to stop doing Fan Fiction Friday on io9, but THIS is cool? Maybe he should bring his tales of ET absorbing Eliot into his penis over here...

If it had been me, knowing I was going to be fired either way, I would have tried my damndest to recreat the Pie Eating scene from "Stand By Me". A full scale puke-a-rama. Then the manager could deal with the cleanup AND the Health Department.

I want to know when he's going to apologize about the jelly beans.

Literally, because he exists in Cameron's mind!

Nabin is a bit hard on himself at times

Weird Al is, of course, the shit. I had a cassette of his first album that I played the Iron oxide off of, and every year when I go on vacation I MUST listen to the Dare to be Stupid album, like I did every road trip as a kid. We listened to Amish Paradise and the Alternative Polka nonstop the night after Senior Prom…

Clever response

Wear a black man wearing a white woman as a scarf as a coat?

Please no... no naked hipsters, all pasty and ironically manscaped...

I personally know 50 ways to leave your lover

Can't... breathe...! Running... out... of... oxygen! SPOOOOOCK!!!

"Hmmm... I'm not very good at drawing feet or hands... Well, no one will notice!"

Aw, George Will found out how to use the Internets!