"I promise that I wipe really well"

Given the really ugly history the Noah tale has in regards to race (I.e., "Ham is the father of the black races, so Noah's curse is why slavery is ok") maybe its a good thing that the movie only had white people. Or maybe that history makes it worse... I dont quite know. Should Noahs sons have been played by different…

you're mixing up your stories. Cain was the son of Adam and Eve, sent to Nod fir killing his brother.

I think, in retrospect, AA dun goofed by responding to the original twidiot publicly. Had they gone to Twitter and then law enforcement quietly I can bet this would not have blown up like this.

It's racist because they are implying Middle Eastern sounding people are the only people who are threats.

its either that or the gizmodo porn lady

stuck up Riverdale punks!

I think I know the culprit!

Lindsay: The Prez she said was next on her list. And believe me, you, it's as good as true:
There ain't a man alive that she couldn't get next to

You don't want to see. Even if you want to see, YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE

Oh man, the people at thisisnotancientegypt.tumblr.com are going to be PISSED

I'm pretty sure they 'shooped her face onto either Europa or Enceladus, which are moons, not planets! Astronomy fail from the NYT!

60% of the time, gays die in car crashes 100% of the time

I am researching feminist blog comments for my women's studies course and I chose to look into yours. Reading this comment makes me not want to continue looking at your comments. I think it is absolutely ridiculous that this is supposed to be a comment that is about being mad about Jezebel not empowering women, yet…

Based on the Novel "Stone-Cold Bummer," by Manipulate.

You mean she got into a "Who has the Best Smelling Vagina" contest with her sisters on national television SOBER?

That would be true, if the writer was talking about a movie. In this case, the writer is talking about "Untitled Tyler Perry Project 2013 #2".

My wife and I wear underwear and boxers, respectively. The P word is strictly verboten.

Panties! What a rotten word. Its vaguely sexist (diminutive form of a "male" word), it's vaguely creepy (sounds like something little girls wear), its too sexual for non-sexual conversations, but to weird for sexy times.