I don't consider myself a prude (I know, I know...), but I loathe lots of words that involve the area between the navel and knees.

Cellar door!

Would you go around draped in velvet if you could?

That's just the way her face looks, you know, that's just her face.

Why do I get the feeling you are asking this question with the assumption that boys are dangerous, because of our unstoppable animal urges?

So, you assume some ill intention on this little girl's part? That she's planning to run into the bathroom and just start waving her tiny peen around, traumatizing the "real girls"?

I have never seen an elementary school girls bathroom where the girls peed in view of other girls. Or any school girls bathroom. Or any women's bathroom, ever. Now, granted, I haven't seen many, period, but I think it would be a piece of common cultural knowledge if women were in the habit of mincturating in full view…

So pre- or non-op transwomen shouldn't EVER be allowed in women's restrooms or changing rooms. That doesn't sound transphobic AT ALL...

Ah... the old "I don't trust you, and I'm going to blame you for not trusting you"

I signed Snoop Dog up for frequent flier miles once. His travel agent called him "Snoopy Dog".

Was that "computer consultant" also called a "Genius" at work, I wonder...?

Theres a thing called "propriety". Everyone defecates, but most decent people would be embarrassed to have someone watch.

Why do I picture this owner as looking like Carl from ATHF?

I'll let you know why we are reluctant: The moment you let it slip, you get to spend the next 15 minutes playing "What color is THIS??" with random shit picked up from around the office/classroom/prison yard. Also, you get to answer the oh-so-clever question: "How do you know when to go at a traffic light, huh??"

If you're old enough and historically aware enough to know that wearing an SS Uniform is "bad taste", and why, you are old enough to understand that some choices have long lasting repercussions.

I dunno... they're awful, but not stupid.

So... pay $15 to watch a big-screen version of a play-through you can see on youtube for free?

I never thought I would miss Jim Bunning...

Yeah, because the important thing is to make sure that people making a bare minimum in a horrid job are 100% compliant on the taxes

Everyone keeps jumping in and defending Liz, "It's so great, not everyone likes sex, I don't like sex, stop asexual shaming!"