I thought they where just the front tires of the z28 Camaro

This:

Porsche 914. The soul and structure of a racing car, the motor and tires of a Beetle.

The Ford Model A

Le Car. Silly in standard form, evil and hot in Turbo 5 form.

The VW beetle can be really good when updated.

The AC Ace

DSM

Auburn had the lowest priced V-12 in history. It still is to this day, even when inflation is calculated. $1,000 in 1932 is about $17,000 today. $17,000 FOR A FREAKING V-12!

Earplugs? Is there a hidden automatic transmission, too? For shame.

Totally agreed, any turbo regal! I'm just bias because thats's mine ;)

More performance than its price suggests and punches above its weight?

C5 Z06. Back in the day it was the king of HP per dollar and was a beast on the track.

What can I do to win you back?

I submit the following:

I wouldn't be surprised if the entire country of China isn't a replica/fake/copy of another "China" found on a distant planet.

It probably dyno'd at 717hp. So if they have a machine that gives an exact number why round down or up? Yeah hp will vary depending on what you said, but they do have a solid number to go by.

Put a bomb in his trailer and see if he moves.