Anyone else miss the days when they would just bang out sequels?

The Jolie movie is unrelated, but also full of its own kind of nightmare fuel.

No Children Of The Corn 3, that one. But it might be the second best Children Of The Corn movie.

Look at the mileage they’ve gotten out of Children Of The Corn!

Really, anything that got a theatrical release is probably out-worsted by a generation of unasked-for, barely-related DTV sequels.

Danny Trejo and Peter Stormare are actors I like watching, but their presence is usually a sign that the movie itself is dogshit.

“greatly increases the danger level”

Tragedy Girls just did (eh, I finally saw it) a decent Scream riff the actual Scream series wouldn’t have the nerve to do. But without Craven or Campbell or Williamson around to shepherd this thing, it’s just going to go on and on and on and if Scream 6 is any indication, fans can’t bear to lose any returning…

Suffer, die miserable, and rot.

Way to strike while the iron’s hot, Roth

Recently watched, weary upvote from an era long after 1994 when, thankfully, disco is less often an easy punching bag.

Last I heard this fest was great if you like septuagenarian nudists.

(two years later) pfft

Kramer might not be on this tour, but I’m still kinda amazed that they’re all alive, 5 for 5.

And the 70's movie with George C. Scott. I would’ve thought Wikipedia would be throwing Changeling movies at you like mail bombs at oil executives.

I watched this episode ASAP before somebody spoiled the twist for me, and it’s not a twist? It’s just a tag scene, teasing a (they hope) following season. Shit man, I kept bracing for some kind of TWIST! for that whole hour.

James Bond had an excuse for not stopping 9/11 (maybe an excuse and a half, after all he’s British and not American) but where was Ethan Hunt for it?

Beep

My interest in what-if movies dropped to zero from a combination of deathless online whining about unmade movies, and realizing that movies that were actually made are outnumbered by movies that weren’t by a factor of literally infinity.

He didn’t make Fallen Kingdom, which was the best one. (well, he co-wrote and probably produced)