And he fakes his death in a super-spectacular and attention getting way, by driving his police car into a power station & causing a massive explosion 

Folks need to learn they don’t have to express every thought in their head. A lot of people feel like Gass but you just can’t say so.

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I love that in JATW he’s...a local mattress salesman. There were dozens of musclebound Reagan-era action heroes but very few of those actors’ careers survived the 80s but Arnie had more to him than sheer beef.

I love Heston’s dressing-down of Faisil (hat tip to the author for that info nugget) after Schwarzenegger and (T) Arnold’s deflections on what a mess they made. “What makes you think the slack I cut him in any way translates to you??”

I can’t speak for his real-life personality (certainly having an affair, and child, with his maid, whom he had power over, wasn’t cool), but Arnold always had a pretty good comic sensibility. Not just here, but in Last Action Hero, Twins, and Kindergarten Cop, for example.

They also seem to think that fame and fortune works like a ratchet and once you reach a certain level, slipping back is an unfair punishment.

Yeah, but you also say a lot of dumb shit, so are you surprised people don’t listen to you?

Do you think this review was written by an AI? Have you completely switched arguments from “This review was written by someone who cares too much” to “This review was written by an AI”?

love when people defend 200 million dollar movies they couldn’t possibly have even seen yet.

A poor defense when there are plenty of legitimately good movies and TV shows out right now.

America has lost its collective fucking mind.

Starr called the allusions “a bit of a red herring because if we strictly stayed in that lane, the character would be one- or two-dimensional and we wanted to create something a bit more layered than that.”

Caroline Siede/When Romance Met Comedy or gtfo (I know she’s of a later AVC era, but her writing was excellent)

As soon as I saw that he was being offered up for interviews, I thought, “This is someone who would’ve been an instant green-light candidate for the feature back in the day.” I was extremely happy to find that the new management agreed.

Yeah the sincerity and humanity of the Spider-Man movies read as almost revolutionary when watching them through the lens of both the winky nature of most of the MCU and the self-serious pomposity of DC. It’s funnier than the MCU when it wants to be without ever feeling like the humor undercuts the emotion, and it’s…

A few weeks ago, when someone posted this image in a discussion group for some reason:

I love Prey. I especially love how it introduces those French trappers to provide fodder for both the Predator and Midthunder. It’s thematically clever - what with them being hunters and all - and so fucking satisfying. 

I probably asked thus before, but you are the Tyrannorabbit who reviewed horror movies and such back in the day? If so, you’re one of the most talented writers in the whole early genre review blog....osphere (sorry, I lacked a better term). If not, my B, bro.

“To embrace what you’re ridiculing, you have to also embrace it.”