Just once I want to see one of these supposedly canceled people going to school to learn a trade. 

You have to scrub a movie of potentially objectionable content - not just the obvious shit, but things like “peril” - pretty hard to get a G these days, so it’s no wonder it’s fallen into a “for babies, I guess” abyss.

His Thor movies went from cutesy, to cutesy-wootsey. What’s next, cutesy-wootsey-patootsey?

I was just saying the other day, however well Taika Waititi meant, “The Immigrant Song” has gotten exponentially more annoying in recent years.

Bold of you to dare hope it won’t get black-holed for a tax break before then.

Why is anybody giving this man a microphone? He’s just going to lie to you and then sue you for pointing it out.

Y’all just keep telling yourselves Moon was a hit.

Yeah, none of these shit their own pants the way Dracula Rising does.

It didn’t make Musk better, it just made Grimes worse!

I can’t seem to find grey on a rainbow.

While this outcome is improbable, I do think it’d be hysterically funny if they ended up never making it and every audience going “WHAT? FUCK OFF!” at that cliffhanger ending ends up being how this whole thing closes out.

What are “blue sky” shows? I googled it and all I found was a lot of Big Sky.

Colin’s always been a one-joke character and he wore out his welcome four seasons ago. And now there’s eight of him?

That whole train of anti-hype leading up to it did it no favours; by the time it came out everybody was already sick of it. Finally seeing it myself, I rather liked it too.

“iconic”

I finally watched through it a month or so ago and rather enjoyed it, particularly Ana and the mother.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie in IMAX and come away from it thinking it was worth the price difference. Can’t think of even one time. Same cramped, shit seats (worse than most actually), tall and televisual aspect ratio (but no wider than a regular screen at the same multiplex), costs twice as much. I thought…

The to-the-x-treme early 90's are back!

I wanna see the weird two-dimensional profile shit

I’ve been playing The Last Of Us Part II, finally understanding that the totally jacked lady I saw in all those screenshots about nattering fanboys freaking out about something stupid is not, in fact, grown-up Ellie. I admit to feeling a little disappointed about that.