Jesus humblebragging Christ, shit like this is exactly why I skipped The Hateful Eight and Dunkirk in theatres entirely.

And yet, when was the last time a PG-13 movie had even brief titties?

It was mid all the way through. My mom loved it though, and I love that for her.

Kinja’s being a fuck, I’m just here trying to paste in the “truck go vroom, gun goes boom, I’m a christian white nationalist” tweet

Not infrequently, work will have the country music station on for the entirety of my 12-hour shift. It’s basically the worst music in the world, and surprisingly little of it - I frequently hear the same song four times in one shift. And I’ve heard some real shit on that station. Most of it’s just stupid, basically…

I used to say that about Opeth albums (and other sites), but by 2023 I’ve gotta hand it to Opeth, who outlasted the sites.

Was that shot with Anakin hanging off the side of that...whatever...in the movie?

Data got mind-controlled so many times through TNG’s run that I’m not surprised he ended up doing it to himself.

That promotion was crazy. Can’t even imagine how much money went into this one totally naff sequence, all for a symbolic promotion for a character that is given no new responsibilities.

I thought he was the straight man on Kim’s Convenience, but it turns out he was just the least funny cast member

I’ve been pretty tired of this evil-spirit shit for a long time now, I don’t remember this first movie making that big of an impression at the time, but I did notice that the one good moment that really stuck out when I tried it again was spoiled by the Netflix thumbnail.

No Hobo With A Shotgun, for shame

Why are you posting this story and not showing us the poster?

Nah, in Prophecy they had both sets

Still playing a high school bully at 25.

Tops for me was The Other Guys. Somebody finally figured out what to do with Mark Wahlberg.

How many Generation Z males (or anybody) even knows that movie exists? Has it held on as an inter-generational cultural touchstone?

I wasn’t crazy about the story in the comics either; it came on the heels of Battlestar Galactica, and by the time all this shit was over I was really sick of “who amongst us is a totally undetectable non-human impostor? It could be somebody you’ve been taking for granted as human for YEARS!” stories, and I’ve never…

To be fair, it’s not difficult to believe that the guy who threw his own phone is simply one of the dumbest fucks on earth.

Is “final girl” even much of a thing anymore? Couples started surviving, then small groups, then large groups, I think every cast member of Scream 6 turned up at the end to reveal they’re actually okay.