Sounds exactly like my life

*Slow clap, standing ovation*

LOL. young (naive) people.

THIS! “...time for Bernie to get the fuck out of the way before Nadering all over this 2016 election.”

Although the show bears almost no resemblance to its source material, Tom Ellis is SO GODDAMN SEXY I ain’t mad at all! I mean this show is basically Castle, with a much hotter leading man (which is fine by me).

I love you (and you’re nails are gorgeous).

I feel like this could be really good (if you overlook the fact that no actual trans person was hired to play the role, or any of the roles)

THIS IS SO AMAZING! AND, IT’S NYC PRIDE WEEKEND AND EVERYTHING...I’M SO EXCITED! (can you tell?)

It appears that one baby has a lovely singing voice, while the other older looking baby falls short of sounding like anything other than the embodiment of awkwardness.

First of all, I'm loving the Nightly Show and all the contributors. Secondly, I'm totally psyched for Trevor Noah to take over. That is all.

Dammit Millennials! I expected better from you. You were supposed to be the best of us. (shouting from Gen X)

You're the bravest journalists ever for attending. There's gotta be some type of award for this type of courageous, into the lions' den style of coverage.

Totally agree! While I pretty much loved the entire 3 hour extravaganza, I fucking hated the Californians (and always have).

That is the single best assessment I've ever heard.

Yeah, I didn't know how the whole motorboating the ass would've been that pleasurable for Marnie, but what do I know?! The most shocking part of the whole scene was that it wasn't Lena Dunham's ass.

Raccoon sketch is always, unequivocally better than any type of One Direction appearance.

I always had a certain feeling and reaction to songs and sounds like this, but never knew what it was called (or that it was a thing) until like last year. I just thought it was another example of me being a weirdo.

Yes! "International Bart Simpson cosplay sensation Miley Cyrus" is the best line I've seen all day!

I feel that it's a great thing to have both of these women discussing these issues in a public forum, but it's totally unnecessary not to mention detrimental, to pit them against each other in some sort of "I'm more feminist than you" qualifications thing.

I gotta admit I'm pretty upset by the fact that: IsArianaGrandeABaby.truthers.gov is not a real website. Conspiracy?!