American Gods is probably the biggest winner to me.

Is it just me, or does Woody Allen make the same movie over and over for the most part? So many of them blur together and most of them are annoyingly self-aggrandizing. I don’t quite understand the culture of adulation around this man.

That is a bullshit thinly veiled excuse for sexism.

Right? Dudes keep asking that, and I’m like “okay, why do you want to go in there? Because you feel like a woman inside? Great, go for it. Because you want to be an asshole? Go rethink your life.”

Cameron is one of the most talented action movie directors working today, even at his current snail’s pace. For all the shit being thrown his way about the derivative nature of Avatar, he took an original IP and turned it into the most successful theatrical release of this century (adjusted for inflation, depending on…

thank you for my new motivational poster

I’m getting the impression that the DCCU is building the other side of Flashpoint, and at some point Barry from the CW (and the real main universe with happy heroes like Supergirl) is going to decide to try and save his mom again, and end up in that universe.

This is gonna sound insensitive but I honestly have NO desire or wish for all these reboots. Gilmore Girls, Full House, X files...the talk of Friends. There is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much good TV out there to waste time on what Emma is doing in college. Who the fuck cares?

I try. I try so hard with Kanye, because I think some of the shit that is rained down on him has at least a little to do with the color of his skin, but good lord that man is a full-fledged man-child asshole. It’s like performance art at this point, but really bad performance art where the guy stands in the middle of…

Kanye "asked his wife for her blessings" to... call Taylor Swift a bitch?

I’m sorry, but hasn’t Wonder Woman always been this old? It’s a given...unless you think that it took Hippolyta 4,970 years to want a child. This is just the first time anyone has made an issue about it.

This shit right here is why I’m voting for whoever the fuck gets the Democratic nomination. There is too much at stake for this hyperbole that Hillary is just another republican. Tell that to my uterus assholes.

I have a theory that Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t actually have sex with the huge number of women he brings back to his room, he just really likes board games.

So, more like this?

Counterpoint:

I’m a scientist, so I constantly have to convert back and forth between the metric system and freedom units.

So you need to be tripping balls, and have balls in order to see?

Kristen Wiig is funny but she doesn’t get enough credit for her dramatic range.