This is pretty much the best thing I've read all day (while wasting time at work).

This makes me want to go to church today, and punch the congregation in the head.

This kinda makes me wanna get boobs (or at least learn how to control my pectoral muscles like that)

I would buy the shit outta a Tilda Swinton Life Coach DVD set.

I love this so much. Smashing the patriarchy from the inside out.

This lament is my favorite:

That gif just fucked up my whole world.

Making excuses for well-liked heterosexual males when they commit sexual crimes is getting to be a despicable habit in america.

I wonder if Nancy Gibbs considered using the word "Moron", or perhaps "Editor".

My fantasy election pick for 2016.

I really like the fact that she looks like she's having fun and enjoying herself. She doesn't have that fake, sultry, just-had-an-orgasm face. Well done. I can see why straight dudebros are so into her.

It's so awesome that our secret gay agenda is working. It took years for one of our own to rise to power in the upper echelon of the Vatican, and now we've reached the pinnacle. Get ready for mandatory gay marriages Catholics! BWAA HAA HAAA!!!!

I'm going to share this all over the godsdamn internet now. Thank you.

This:

Well played.

I want to love this. I mean who wouldn't? I just can't get past the FCKH8 thing! Dammit.

"Just like Jesus...you cast out demons and then you hand in an invoice."

Of course he filed his own lawsuit....This is a classic tactic of abusers. It's another way to assert control and power.

Haven't done the Space Hopper for like a minute now.