I also love how so many of you are going to disagree with a guy who literally does this for a living.....

Especially in Colorado, SMH

“Starshine.”

2018 called; it wants its edgy use of an ANH quote in a tiresome forever war over the objective suckitude of TLJ back.

What a weird way to live your life 

I like to think that Taika is sitting at home, wasting time reading about what I’m doing right now.

Sorry, my timeline doesn’t even believe vaccines work. Everyone here definitely thinks polygraphs are foolproof lie detectors.

I CAN’T EVEN HEAR MY GAY THOUGHTS OVER THIS GUITAR SOLO!!!

Hell is a much funnier place now.  

So THAT'S Shen Long.

I flew in September, I sat in my seat and the woman beside me started asking me to move to a vacant seat- I pointed out that I would move if it was free but as I was the third person on the plane it may be a bit early to move. She proceeded to ask the attendants to move me- they pointed out that the flight was still…

Idea 3. People can just grow the fuck up/not drink to excess/take their drugs/not take their drugs. <shrug>

He looked like a total badass. The control of his weapon points to adequate training. Glad he’s armed and spraying our highways for justice.

I have been vaccinated. Covid isn’t going anywhere. It is endemic. I will not wear a mask forever for a disease that will be little more than an annoyance to how I feel every year. Vaccinated people will most likely get Covid every year going forward, masked or not, and will feel just like they do with the yearly…

If you stop writing about these fucks, they’ll go away. Why do you insist on giving assholes free publicity?

I live my life with the expectation that my coworkers, family, loved ones, friends, strangers, fellow drivers, my politicians, are selfish lazy assholes who couldn’t drive out of a paper bag. Is it judgmental? Yes. Is it hyperbole? Yes. But does it mean I have my ass covered when I need to? Does it mean I am able to…

In the book, Jessica is 21 when Paul is born.

I suppose it’s just because I’m an old geezer but I just can’t get into the idea of buying a used vehicle without personally checking it out and taking it to my mechanic to have everything checked.

“I hate the taste of water”

The Dirtmeister, makin’ corrections!