I’m a fucking reference stallion.  I should be owned by a goddamn middle eastern sheik.

Yeah, he probably has a Hacienda Courts card.  Legit.

Idk about you, but I’m pondering my life decisions HARD rn.

Lol.  So you’re saying the Colorado isn’t worth it’s namesake.  Ironic.

Would love to see Calvin pissing on a Tesla logo.  That would satisfy me on multiple different levels.

Whether this story is true or not, I love these kinds of posts.  Thanks for sharing!

You win this comments section

Congrats on the promotion! Have always enjoyed your articles and dedication to Yaddle.  

Same. I like to wave and smile at people, seems to de-escalate the situation rather quickly

The real life John Wick for sure

People traded in their Ford Explorers and Jeep Grand Cherokees and got enormous rebates on small, more efficient vehicles.

Ahh, my mistake.  I meant wearing them. Thanks 

When we start giving away the losers shirts from the Super Bowl and World Series, then we will officially be a 3rd world country 

I pity you and your scared, small way of thinking.

…It’s long past the time we went door to door, offering a vaccine or a jail cell. It’s been done before in the US. There’s no reason why it can’t be done again…

^This guy gets it^

One in 5 borrowers (about 18 percent) don’t have a plan to make their looming payments. Twenty-five percent said they’ll need “a second job or side hustle” when repayments start. More than on third of people said it will be harder to pay for necessary bills in February because the repayment burden is so high.

and assume everyone driving is impaired.

This is also applies to issues with people.  Get both sides of a story, or any other angles there might be, and the truth is somewhere in the middle.  

East Coast be like “Opioids won’t you come myyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaaaay!”