“Denzel—are you—do you feel—you know some people say Hollywood folks should stick to acting,” Couric asked.

I don’t know what world this dude is living in where there are tow operators all over the place and there’s time and money to find and fund those hires right now

nearly 2 million extra retirements occurred due to COVID and there are labor shortages in everything from construction to healthcare to logistics to municipal…

I have a racist old bat of an aunt that I’m friends with on facebook, I have her mute, or whatever the setting is called where you don’t see anything they post for three months, every three months, yup, still alive, still posting racist memes, back in facebook jail you go.

If Kanye and Drake aren’t going to rub weiners on TV to see which one is longer, I have no interested in this conflict. 

So, wait, if I’m understanding this right, Kanye wanted a “clean” album as a tribute to his mother, to the extent that a guest verse from Andre 3000 about the death of his own mom was deemed too dirty, but he put Marilyn Manson on it? Isn’t that like cutting a Will Smith track because he said heck once and replacing…

Editors?

Bait and Switch!

But the real question is...how fast can it get on the back of a flatbed?

“TELL ME! THEY DID NOT! JUST SAY THAT!”

Soviet raccoons attempting to reclaim lost property.

How does this article not lead with the raccoon infestation of the Russian submarine?

You know, I say this all the time here, but I will say it again. I travel all over the country for work. I have been to and driven in and around literally every major city other than Las Vegas MANY multiple times. I have zero trouble maintaining reasonable (2 seconds plus) following distances no matter the traffic…

I was thinking that the wood is worth more than the car...

It’s a Mitsubishi Outlander.  Replacing the windshield may total the thing.

They obviously didn’t yank on the straps and say “yeah that ain’t going anywhere” before they drove off. #1 rule of securing a load.

I’m going to dissect this bullshit one bit at a time:

I’m sure you’re different

Why not setup a thunderdome and make these dudes fight each other for the cards. You could do a reality show and make millions.

If the kids like them, have at it. String bikinis are a game for other people; the strings would just disappear into the body that my kids have forged, which I do not prefer. (In fact, said kids saw a picture of the younger, more interesting person I was before kids, and they did not like the leaner look on me, AT ALL.…