Especially since robbery by a bank isn’t considered a crime in the US.

Great work.

Our justice system is fucked up. 20 years for this? People commit murder and do less time.

except he’ll be getting close to 70 years old (people rarely serve their full terms)... not many septuagenarian bank robbers out there

I read a story over the weekend about a guy in Florida that sold approximately 1000 firearms to anonymous buyers at gun shows in less than a two year period. He was even taking “pre-orders” where if he didn’t have it at the time, he’d go to a store to buy it, and then sell it with a markup. He finally got on the ATF’s…

When the midlife crisis hits, but you’re broke. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Still a better idea than getting a payday loan for the down payment.

Sure, assuming the 6-figure asset doesn’t have some kind of tracker on it.

I’d say there is a high probability that this is true.

We could just call the man a desperate idiot and leave his political persuasions out of it. But since you seem so certain, consider:

How much you wanna bet the man recently relocated from Florida

In August of 2020, Warren pled guilty to bank robbery.

Play with me and die. I want $10,000 in 50 and 100 dollar bills now you got 1 minute or I will kill you.

Yeah, i was thinking that too. 20 years for 5000 dollar and a fake death threat... I mean, it’s still a bad crime but 20 years in prison is just gonna teach him smarter ways to commit crime, when he gets out.
Only when he’s done really bad stuff in the past, i can imagine such a sentence.

Since it happened in Texas, the idiot had to be a Republican--at least that’s one consolation.

20 years is the minimum sentence for bank robbery? That's quite harsh.

Florida Man, Texas Man just upped the ante.  Your move....

I read the title and thought, “Ah, Florida man at it again.” But then I read it was in Texas and thought of this.

I want a reenactment of this with ice-cool Clive Owen as the next BMW Films installment.

He is be smaat!