Good Lord, what a high price for a mediocre muscle car.

In other words, you’re too lazy to read the article?

Can’t they send him to Afghanistan?

First on the chopping block with new ownership should be Baku.

Yeah, that really pissed me off.

It comes from “This is Spinal Tap,” a mockumentary.

Apparently the band had a drummer (one of several who died) who choked on vomit, and a band member remarked that the vomit was not his own, or at least could not be proven to be, because “you can’t dust for vomit.”

Sweet!

I’m still kinda mad at my oldest brother for not acting quickly enough to buy the Ghia convertible that was up for sale. The only thing wrong with it was a shattered glass rear window. I saw it at the shop later and asked if it was still for sale, and the shop owner told me it was in for a compression check and had…

Ancient history, man.

I agree with you.

I used to slam my knees on these stupid things all the time.

....or when your tablet has been banned from being carried on.

....or when your tablet has been banned from being carried on.

I can’t say I have ever seen a guy more deserving of a prison shanking than this a-hole.

I’m sure they have enough fuel and ammo to screw things up, though.

A united, neutral, and US-troops-free Korea could be an ideal neighbor for China.

I was thinking it wasn’t a Cad, but I had no idea what it was. I come from a Mopar family.

DGAS; DR (didn’t give a s*it; didn’t read)

You don’t know Hanford is in Washington? What planet have you been living on?

Straight out of “A Face in the Crowd.”

See you.