He swore to uphold the Constitution, not “be loyal to his boss no matter what.”

You fired first, buddy.

And you a-holes call _liberals_ snowflakes?

I’d love to dump that stupid taco bowl right over his head.

*where

I had to look at here my shirt was made. It’s from Indonesia.

Turkish Gastarbeiter for the win!

Stretched Hummer = great sex idea or stupid car idea.

I bet the driver of that crossover was scared as well.

“Wait... you need a permit to shore up a building that is half collapsed?”

Really cool, but too old and likely unreliable.

Many women didn’t. They made the right choice.

Happens to the best of us....

All Jay Leno makes me do is want to hit the Mute button.

Post Not Found.

The Russian oligarchs won’t feel pain unless they’re locked out of London. With Brexit coming, the UK will do its best to cling to that Russian oligarch money.

....your mama.

I’d love to pass a $10 gas tax applicable only to you.

Or just hire it out and be a “job creator!”

Or just hire it out and be a “job creator!”

I didn’t quite get it on my first read either.