cg lookin’ weak. Puppets and sets or gtfo

So I’m stuck on how a person feeding fish into a tube one at a time is more efficient than a ladder that hundreds of fish can work their ways up at once.

Couldn’t agree more. As many flaws as Menace has, it’s Lawrence of goddamn Arabia compared to Clones. That might be the worst movie I’ve ever seen in a theater, and I’ve seen The Emoji Movie in the theater.

I recently rewatched the whole series, and I didn’t think Phantom Menace was that bad. Attack of the Clones is so much worse. The outdated CGI is way overused compared to Phantom Menace, which relied on a surprising amount of practical effects. Anakin comes off as such an unlikable creep. Padme is rightfully turned…

saying he was fired from The Simpsons due to “perceived disability and age.”...Clausen, who is 78...

So do I. I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the fashion at the time.

This reminds me of the time Simpson Clausen sued NBC for firing him from Alf.

Get off the stage, Ralphie.

Finally, somebody’s going after that sweet Nightflyers money

I absolutely love this movie.  I don’t know why it’s divisive - I’d put it in the solid upper-middle class of horror, and well above a lot of weirdly beloved pieces like Paranormal Activity and It Follows.

But will we need eyes to see it?

I’ve always really loved Event Horizon. It’s up there for me with Sunshine. 

I know it was panned, but I revisit it annually.  The mood and gothic tilt to sci-fi is hypnotic.  I hope they follow the aesthetic and it also seems that there is some mythology to be mined from the scenario.

Lovecraftian space horror show?

One of the stranger sentences I’ve read in while.

The idea of Greg Kinnear as Glen makes me feel older than damn near anything else this week.

“Fallon is Joe Strummer”

To me this is the 2nd greatest shark movie ever. Yes even better than Jaws 3-D or Spring Break Shark Attack with Peta Wilson

He actually stayed in character during the entirety of filming Cats, but still had his DJ gig in Ibiza.