Carbon copy to Timothy Treadwell.

How many more have to die before we finally do something about Sean Penn?

Ha I did kinda love Starlight when I was 6 and saw it (the really bizarre, even for the 80s, sexism, racial elements, etc, of course didn’t register).

I’m not defending Cats exactly, but I will say the *concept* of it was at the time very brave. No one thought it would be a success, everyone involved was deemed as…

I’ve got the weirdest erection right now.

Drinking just gives you double the number of cats.

So true. I am 41 and it was my first musical. My parents took me when I was 5. It scarred me, but I do still love musical theater besides this show. As soon as I watched the trailer I texted my parents and was like I will not see this on Christmas - even if no other movie is playing and I need to skip Jewish…

I don’t know, that little white cat looks kinda hot. I figure I’ll finish work, draw the curtains, pull out the Jergens and have myself a rum-tum-tugger before the wife gets home.

You’re exactly the kind of person they’re targeting with this Cats viral marketing campaign!

I wonder how much of this is a generational thing. As a kid growing up in the 80s Cats was huge. And they really advertised the shit out of it during kid friendly hours of the days. I remember the my whole family got tickets to go see it downtown for Christmas one year and I was so excited. I remember absolutely…

Well, eyes, we’ve had a good run.

i know complaining about the copy-editing around here is a lost cause but doesn’t the comma placement in

Give me MANOS or give me death!

Lavar Ball was chief of marketing for this film. Greatest ever, it’s just that no one’s seen it yet!

False.

This site’s recent “Stuber is Stupid” headline might be the most Jay Sherman thing they’ve ever published. Impossible to even read that phrase without hearing Lovitz’s drawl.

But on the other hand, this movie does look like shit

Merely “photorealistic cruddiness” in the headline gave off delightful Jay-Sherman-in-a-bad-mood vibes, and the rest of the article more than lived up to it. Superb pannery.

Me, after reading seven paragraphs full of one excoriating pull-quote after another:

So much this.  As I said above, the I’ve found the dividing line between those who love it or hate it is whether or not they have ever been lost in the woods.