Did the folks behind the DCEU and MCU go half and half on a Djimon Hounsou licensing deal or something?

*Marc Maron dangling the Joker over the ledge of a tall building, talking in the raspy Christian Bale Batman voice* “WHO ARE YOUR GUYS? WHO ARE THEY?”

Here I am, all teared up & emotional at work thinking about Stan, and then I read this. The laugh was much needed. 

This is why it's best to not go out. Ever. 

Exactly! Whether on road or off, Subaru does make rugged, practical cars!*

Buy 22 TVs and watch them all at once.

I heard it was El Duce from the Mentors! He died soon afterwards under mysterious circumstances. Completely believable!

It was Three Dog.

If I had to choose my favorite Carpenter movie it would be ‘Escape From New York’. We’re coming up on the 40th anniversary of that movie (Jesus!) and I recently re-watched it. The synth soundtrack, Kurt Russell’s Snake Plisken, the vector graphics - it’s all brilliant. When filmmakers are trying to make something…

They did their homework: the music playing when Kane looks at the egg is Jerry Goldsmith’s original score for the scene, which was not used in the final mix.

I was lucky enough to go to see this last night. It was very very impressive! Here is the playbill.

This isn’t an airport. You don’t need to announce your departure.

That kid started to glow and became Dog.

I’ve seen every episode of this show, and yet my first instinct when I read the last part of your comment is to ask: who the fuck is Connie?

In some versions it’s orange wedges, in others it’s tangerines.

#America2019

They could’ve at least let Tudyk do Iago and cast Gilbert in another role where he could use his “Old Groucho” voice.

“Well, Danny had this glass coffee table...”

The last thing Gilbert Gottfried tweeted was a Happy Birthday message to Svengoolie.  So clearly he’s losing his mind over the whole thing.