brentisangry
BrentIsAngry
brentisangry

First Class was such a generic X-Men story that I couldn’t really get behind any of the actors in their roles.

Lawrence’s role as Mystique has always been weird. They actually lucked out because they cast her seemingly minutes before she became a megastar, but because she was became a Supernova, they had to keep using her, even though her character was A) A Bad guy and B) Never interesting enough a bad guy to be the focus of

I used her plenty. She probably didn’t notice.

At least it frees us from disinterested Jennifer Lawrence, shame it means we can’t get underused Rebecca Romij.

People are entitled to their opinions yadda yadda but nah fuck the contrarians, Hereditary was fantastic. 

You need something to keep you occupied on a Sunday night for an hourat 9pm, I get that. I actually DVR this shit.

When Henry does die by season’s end (he will), Judith, who is every bit as insufferable, won’t be going anywhere.

Xaxaxaxaxa!

Later, Noah was seen throwing dirt at people’s faces and saying, “Here, dummy.”

So, it’s your fault.

They should have gone with Dick Miller kicking a Gremlin into an elevator shaft, declaring “Nobody messes with Murray Futterman” but instead they went with the odd choice to not include him at all.

YES! The clip they used of Stan Lee was from X-Men 3! In your face everyone who doesn’t like X-Men 3. 

Black Panther is making cinema history by being the first Best Picture nominee to feature armored rhinoceroses.

That entirely naked clone fight was a lot. 

Maybe one day we’ll get a movie like that: a pure Dazed And Confused-style hangout movie, one that doesn’t need a supervillain or an exploding city or maybe even a plot

Tommy Wiseau doing his impression of Olivier’s Richard III would be a good Mick Mars. 

That dude is not ugly enough to convincingly play Mick Mars.

Based on this tweet, I’m guessing he’s not Mike Mills’ Orange crush!

I’m sure they used pretty persuasion to get the video taken down.