I would also like to express my ... confusing this particular musician with Bryan Adams,

Yeah I confess I didn't actually know who he was and was surprised Bryan Adams had married Mandy Moore.

Maybe this is a weird way of announcing he has dementia. Or Porkinson’s.

Clearly someone hasn’t read my previous work, the All in the Family fanfic, All in the Family.

This list needs more Robert Z’Dar. 

I know I’m old, I don’t know most of these artists.

How about one where we act like it’s 1998 and talk about Mr T Ate My Balls?

“One of black metal’s most infamous bands: just a bunch of posers”, declares pink-haired clickbait writer!

The “Ghostbuster” is clearly just Sparkplug (or Spike) doing a little cosplay himself with a GB armband.

I’m just here to count the amount of comments bitching about modern journalistic editing standards, RE: “Unicorn”.

He is expected to use the insanity defense, claiming, “I don’t know karate, but I know ca-razy.”

[bass lick]

I believe they’ve actually apprehended a suspect, who’s released the following statement:

He’s got nicer titties than Janet Jackson’s sad danglers?

It makes me sad what the AV Club has turned into. 

When he kicks at your front door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun

Rabbit’s got to be Joey Fatone. Fatone’s a.) talented and b.) self-aware and charming enough to just go all-in on this batshit concept.  

They should’ve added Joel McHale to the roster of judges permanently. His obvious disdain for the show, his fellow judges, and basically everyone involved with the production, including the audience and Nick Cannon, added a lot to the show. That said, I’m all caught up, and you can bet that I’ve already tried to guess…

Love him as the fake protester in Matinee, one of my favorite movies.  

Goddamnit! So many fucking epic movies under this man’s belt! Chopping Mall, Night of the Creeps, A Bucket of Blood, Rock ‘n’ Roll High School, Death Race 2000, Big Bad Mama and on and on and on!