Why don’t all these people split the difference and have sex with me? I’m gross and unappealing, but I’ve also never killed anybody.

You're thinking of The Grey. This is the one where he becomes Mr. Plow. 

I think it is far and away the thing in comedy that makes me happiest. 

The Monster Squad achieved in one film what Universal was looking to do over the course of half a dozen movies. They should just re-release The Monster Squad in 3-D, scrap the shared universe and do individual modern remakes.

I watched Mummy last weekend and honestly thought it was pretty good; it wasn’t amazing but for a summer popcorn movie I’ve seen a hell of a lot worse.  I’m sort of bummed that we’re not going to be getting more movies in that universe but somehow we keep getting Transformers movies thrown at us on an annual basis.

I’m sure Paul F. would be delighted with the picture you chose for the header.

Charles Manson as played by Bob Odenkirk is pretty entertaining.

Kang realizes it’s a little creepy to comment on a woman’s appearance on an internet forum.  But still, he thinks it’s a bit of a shame that Abbi has gone full Hollywood-skinny.  

The Angel of Vine... But if you want another guest spot, he’s also on Never Not Funny.

First world complaint: I’m so sick of the new trend of showing a trailer for the trailer at the beginning of the fucking trailer.

Even the Chairman from Iron Chef America is trying to kill him!

bassist here. finally the world knows how lame we are

I’m the drummer for Dynamite Thunderpunch and no joke this is a huge honor I always dreamed would happen. I’m also so curious as to how you even found out about us in a year we haven’t even done anything. If anyone cares we made a post-apocalyptic spaghetti western concept album that’s on spotify

When your HS football kicker shows up on AV Club (Teach Me Equals) 😐

I am really surprised by the number of comments on the video like, “Whoa, Mysterio is a good guy now?” or “I guess Mysterio actually has magic powers or something?” Did everyone forget what Mysterio’s whole deal was?

OK, *now* it's the most wonderful time of the year.

Man, times have changed. I can’t believe he’s a writer/director now. I remember back when all Schrader did was try to kill the Ninja Turtles.

RIP Dr. San, you piece of shit!

Getting Nicholas Meyer to testify during the trial was one of the most brilliant gags in history. I wish they would release the bloopers from the trial because there’s no way everyone kept a straight face throughout it.