I really enjoyed the book, and would like to see the series, but am not sure if I even have the Audience Channel. Is it part of my cable package? Is it an online streamy thingy? Won't one of you youngsters help pep-pep and tell him how to watch his stories?

Why start now?

Ooh, I just mentioned it, "Escape Plan"! It features Arnold speaking in his native tongue for the first time in a film, and he's really good in it. It's much more fun than it has any right being.

Or "Escape Plan".

People: Still the worst!

But seriously, fuck this Kinja shit!

Univision: No no no, no es un comments forum limon. Es un comments forum FUERTE.

I'm really hoping that Kinja will at least offer them a Spellcheck option.

And also to be fair, Netflix apparently has dumptrucks full of cash to throw at canceled shows and beloved stars of yesteryear. Good for Dave.

I'd high five ya, but, you know…hands are occupied. Let's just nod.

I really missed Smitty once she left.

I think that's pretty much it. It was an affair, which is wrong, but isn't, like, criminally wrong, or as morally wrong as rape, sexual assault, and other crimes that our president has committed.

It was especially fun in the last couple of years, as it really seemed like Dave was influencing the booking very directly. Fewer celebrities, more climate scientists and old comedian pals. There's no one better behind the desk when Dave is engaged.

I usually let mine grow from Labor Day weekend through March Madness, shaving it at the point the Louisville Cardinals are knocked out of the tourney. By the time March rolls around, I have been suffering several months of harassment from my wife, mother, and mother-in-law, but in the end, it's worth it, because the…

Well this is the best news I've heard in a very long time. I'm unreasonably happy about this.

Oh yeah. That shot is not the only thing gettin' slapped around here, if you know what I mean.

Decades of watching "A Christmas Story" multiple times per year have given me a possibly unhealthy crush on Melinda Dillon. I think it's the frizzy hair. I dunno. She's hot.

I mean, I won't exactly be surprised when AV Club devolves into a snuff film site, but I'm not trying to get there any faster than is necessary.

I really feel like I undid my trousers for nothing. NOTHING.

Couldn't agree more. I now have seen "Luke Cage" and "Iron Fist" shows, but still don't feel like I've actually seen Power Man or Iron Fist. If they put them together, I want some of that old school bronze age craziness.